you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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