Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
North Korea, Best Korea!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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