Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
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