i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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