Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The power of my boobs compel you
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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