hotel room ftw
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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