Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's just like the Real World with babies
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Randomize
