I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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