Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
You are a booty call, not a friend.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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