please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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