Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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