Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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