If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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