I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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