Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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