So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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