on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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