Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize