I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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