The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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