Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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