Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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