just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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