so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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