love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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