I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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