and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize