Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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