I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
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