we're blogging at a bar
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
You can't special order awesome
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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