Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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