We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize