i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Randomize
