I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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