Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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