Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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