we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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