So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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