is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
