we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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