I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Randomize
