dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
