doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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