Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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