You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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