hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
we should paint friendship bongs
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