New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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