i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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