i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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