All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize
