no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
high people should be assigned attendants
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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