Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
They took my balls.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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