We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I need water and some morals
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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