How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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