But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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