Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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