I'm gonna have a badass scar
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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