Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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