idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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