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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
honey bunches of taint.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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