Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Randomize
